Low rise or high waisted?
High waisted.
 
Comedy club or dance club?
I love dancing!
 
If you won the lottery what would be the first thing you did with the money?
Keep it secret! There's always someone who will want to kill you if they know how much money you have. Just watch Forensic Files.

Biggest Challenge?
Dealing with stupid people.
 
Kindle or Book?
Books. Kindles creep me out.
 
Novel or magazine?
I love Star Date and Food and Wine Magazine!
 
Hike or lay by the pool?
Lying by the side of the pool and trying to tan...
 
Most exotic place you’ve been?
I was born in Maui, so I've been exotic since birth.
 
Next place you’d like to visit?
Maui. Shaka brah!
 
Favorite electronic device?
My espresso machine is great because I can make myself a cappuccino every morning. I feel very fancy.
 
Instagram or Facebook?
I'm losing followers on Instagram due to inactivity....so....Facebook...my Instagram is awesome though.
 
Heels or flats?
I love heels but I work in a job where it is almost impossible to wear heels...I'm always running around like a maniac.
 
Who is your hero?
My dog Beau because he had unconditional love and managed to stay unemployed his whole life and still be happy.
 
Biggest fear?
Getting pushed in front of a subway car. I don't like people lurking behind me on the platform. 
 
What did you want to do when you were a child?
Be an artiste. 
 
What would you sing at Karaoke?
I'm really great at Al Green's "Tired of Being Alone".....*lemme tell ya! tiredddd babyyyy, tired of being all wrapped up late at night, in my dreeeeaaaams, nobody butchu baybeh!!"
 
Silk or Cotton panties?
Hanes cotton panties from Duane Reade. Cute, comfy and cheeeeap.
 
Worst gift you ever received?
Bad-smelling candle.
 
How many pillows do you sleep with?
I think I have 6 pillows on my bed, of which I use one to sleep.
 
Most unusual thing you’ve eaten?
Uni is pretty weird because it looks like an orange tongue.
 
If you were ruler of your own country what would be the first law you would introduce?
No more Vibram toe shoes. If you don't know what I'm talking about, look it up. 
 
If you came with a warning label, what would yours say?
BITCH
What was your first Job?
Bus girl at The Village Pizzeria in Galway, NY. I was fourteen, and worked there with my two brothers.
 
Are you related to any one famous?
Taylor Warren, top supermodel!
 
What celebrity would you like to meet?
I already met James Franco and tied his shoes for him.
 
On scale of 1-10, how funny would you say you are?
11 haha! 
 
Do you sing in the shower?
Sing: yes, usually....shave my legs: not usually.
 
What is something you will never do again?
Hopefully dating...Par exemple: I've been called a cunt on a first date. Plus, my boyfriend asked me out on the street and that takes balls...so he wins.
 
What’s your worst habit?
Crying too easily WAH.
 
Who is a non-politician you wish would run for office?
Neil deGrasse Tyson.
 
What is the first thing you would do if you were a guy for a day?
I would go outside and piss on a tree. That's something I'll never really be able to do as a woman, and that's just sexist.
 
How would you describe yourself in five words or less?
Five ft. Two, Eyes of Blue (sorry, that's technically six).
 
Would you ever move back in with your parents?
If it were a last resort. I could go back to working at The Village Pizzeria.
 
Which is your favorite pair of panties? 
These:
*ALWAYS SEXY PANTIES*